ANOTHER SSBBW DATE

Just had a date with a guy - a total sweetie - Loved me - everything about me - wasnt not afraid to show affection - held my hand -  Kept complimenting me - was funny - asked what i wanted and didnt presume i wanted 'diet' anything ! Asked if i was joining him with Coffee Cake - - he seemed perfect  -  we got on like a house on fire - so ....

He came back to mine after a coffee - or three - in the local Costa's and, we ended up back at my house watching a movie ( NO INNUENDO THERE - I DO MEAN ' WATCHING A MOVIE ' ! ). 

I don't have a couch, so were were sitting on the floor. - I have lovely lush cushions -

 OHHHHHH SHUSH - IT'S A STATEMENT THING - IM HIP AND HAPPENING YOU KNOW !

About half-way through, 

The Film was one of my absolute Fav's - " StepBrothers " 

" Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled rape at the top of your lungs."

" Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I cant even make eye contact with you right now." 

"Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. "

" This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn" 

IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT - WATCH IT RIGHT NOW - !!  )

Out of the corner of my eye I notice the guy shifting subtly. 

He was obviously uncomfortable and equally obviously not wanting me to notice. After being offered a further cushion to sit on, he says, "No, nothing's wrong. I'm fine."

It struck me a so ridiculous that he would sit there uncomfortable that I got a little tickled. I do have a very very odd sense of humor - Not giving it much thought, I reached over and patted ( ok ok whacked) his thigh, saying, "Well that's okay, then!"

So, it turned out his leg was asleep and it was waking up, so he was full-on pins and needles. 

He laughed, 

screamed, 

snotted 

and farted 

all at the same time.

It was glorious, the timing, the fright, the unexpectedness, and the strength of the lovely lady sitting by this guy ( Yes- that ME ! ) and I was wailing with laughter and unable to speak ( although i sobbed very very loudly and uncontrollably )  or even see through the tears for a good five minutes - then that was it - i started laughing all over again 

So OK - he has gone now. 

But = Thinking about it =  it did break the "passing gas in front of her" barrier, 

But - I think i scared him so much - he will never return . 

It was so worth it, though.